[H/t Adam] Heh. And while we're at it:
Q. How are the Charlestonians and the Chinese alike?
A. They both eat rice and worship their ancestors.
Q. How many Charlestonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
... where the Ashley and the Cooper meet to form the Atlantic Ocean.
[Still having a blast at the conference in Spokane. We have the morning off and are going to go across the border to Idaho. Famous Potatoes and all that!:)]