You can't say "merry Christmas" in some stores. Santa Claus can't be portrayed without his wife. Christmas trees are becoming "holiday trees." Schools are banning even instrumental versions of religious Christmas carols. In recognition of this, a new CD has been released. Please check out this new CD! A track listing is below, with why the original song is defective in parentheses.
Read on at An Aid to Memory!
(Very reminiscent of that excellent series from the mid-90s: "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories.")